Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Frank McAveety - (but not really)

Crap Holyrood Chat has got the first draft of a hastily-drafted motion being planned by Frank McAveety. It reads as follows:

That the Parliament congratulate Rangers F.C on losing to Hearts Reserves in the Second Qualifying Round of the UEFA Champions League; notes that this is the same Rangers side that jammily made it all the way to the final of the UEFA Cup in Manchester just 12 weeks ago in the face of huge adversity (being made to play nothing that resembled football more than once a week); believes the sacrifice made by Rangers is an amazingly selfless gesture given that it has handed their arch rivals the whole pot of Champions League TV money - believed to be in the region of £10m - while robbing their own fans of the opportunity of moaning that they have to play so many games in a season and wishes them well for a season of overachieving mediocrity.

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